What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What tree has the most bark?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?