Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?