What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?