Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which plant has the best roar?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why can you never find the number nine?