Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What animals love to close envelopes?