How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?