What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you give a sick pig?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do religious school children practice sports?