Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?