What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's the loudest sport?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?