Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
It doesn't work for me.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What fairy loves to count?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?