Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What style of music weighs the most?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?