Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
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Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?