What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?