What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Families are like fudge.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do cats wear to work?
What school subject really rocks?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?