My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of books do boats write?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?