What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do elves learn in school?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?