Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?