Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What condiment has wings?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?