What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?