What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Apple juice.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?