How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?