Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What horn never makes a sound?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the peach come home from work early?