What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?