What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Who invented fractions?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do bees gossip?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a decade's favorite sport?