What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why was the musician arrested?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What fish sings the best?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?