Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?