Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?