Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is the color of the wind?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where does cheese invest its money?