What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do billboards talk?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do rich squirrels eat?