Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?