What is the coolest country?
Iceland.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What type of birds stay together forever?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What does the sun drink out of?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How is cat food sold?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?