Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What birds make average students?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?