Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
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Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which tree can't stop crying?