Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do cows go on vacation?