What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?