What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did you learn in school today, son?