Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the fish blush?