What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is a computer so smart?
What animals make the best students?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?