What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do bears keep cool?
What does a dog say before eating?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?