What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?