What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Ghoulie!
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How do hurricanes see?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where does breakfast live?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?