What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How is cat food sold?
What did you learn in school today, son?