Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?