Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do kittens go to school?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?