What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
How do you make a bandstand?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?