What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
If you need help building an ark...
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?