What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?