How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do books sleep?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?