Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?