What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?